Pretty funny stuff!

Here is an email that made me smile.

Proofreading is a dying art, wouldn’t you say?
Below are some actual headlines pulled from newpapers across the country.
Some are quite funny.

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

That had to be quite a trick.

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

No, really? Ya think?
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Now that’s taking things a bit far!
Miners Refuse to Work after Death

No-good-for-nothing’ lazy so-and-so’s!
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

See if that works any better than a fair trial!
War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Ya think?!
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Who would have thought!
Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

They may be on to something!
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

You mean there’s something stronger than duct tape
Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

He probably IS the battery charge!
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren’t they fat enough?!
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

That’s what he gets for eating those beans!
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Do they taste like chicken?

Local   High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

Boy, are they tall!
And the winner is….

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?

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